a moment to appreciate the corndog man oh my god
The fact that that’s the second option very much confused me but I’m not questioning it.
wow lucky mine are awlays just like “so school’s starting soon huh? nobody’s gonna recognize you with your new hair!” and then it’s silence
Dude I know right! I was fully expecting to fall asleep because I’d only gotten like 3 hours
Instead she’s telling me how she works as a booth cosplayer and goes to PAX, ComiCon, Minecon, and Blizzcon and explains that she livestreams some Smite (I just googled and IMMEDIATELY found the stream too haha).
And apparently she was at the second Big Bang concert too as a VIP and Daesung saw her sign and leaned over to tell her “I LOVE YOU!” in English. And she was close enough to get Taeyang’s sweat on her apparently and didn’t know whether to bask or be really grossed out and just.
Why am I meeting you in a hair salon. I thought all the cool people who do cool stuff don’t exist outside of a computer.
reblogging those “send me asks!!” posts and having nobody come into your askbox is like holding up your hand for a high-five in a crowd and everyone ignoring you until you slowly put your hand down and press ‘delete post’
(Source: iansomerhaldaye, via winterxrose)
i feel like me trying to make a joke is like i’m pressing a big red button with “humour” on it and it’s not doing anything so i’m just slamming my hand down on it as rapidly as i possibly can and then it makes an army base explode somewhere in slovakia
(Source: goddeer, via winterxrose)