i’m glad gladys likes the new bird cult cabin look

ah yes, the timmy cookie, which i only have 55 of, what an incredible prize. not weird that they usually put out 3 leaf ticket cookies and not 2. not odd they put out a non-leaf ticket cookie when they have several leaf cookies currently for sale, including a brand new one they didn’t include, and three out of five total types being recolors. nope. this app isn’t looking vaguely desperate and ready to die at all.

coxinyoface:

second filming angle included for emphasis on WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

WHY ARE YOU GIVING THIS ANIMATRONIC A FULLY FORMED ASS???

boy i sure am glad tumblr took care of that porn bot problem and that they didn’t curse my terrible shitposts

spacecadetsharky:

✨🔪i needed a new motivational poster 🔪✨

🎉🎊Happy New Year everyone!!!🎊🎉 Idk about everyone else but 2018 sucked super bad for me. I feel like 2019 is going to be much better, even if I have to make good things happen myself👀🔪

✨please✨don’t✨repost✨

we’re all extremely funny and clever this year

also one nice thing recently: i’ve annoyed my sister into trying to find something (specifically, this beautiful bastard. i’ve never been to so many tj maxx/marshalls in my life. we’re in the double digits.) but we keep getting sidetracked… and somehow i came across about 14 different amiibos for $5 each. it was incredibly difficult not to just get all of them bc what a fuckin steal but i did get like 6 for $20 because i love em

i haven’t even met blathers yet in-game and i love him :’)

i just wish there was antonio, ketchup, apollo, julia, gladys, or phoebe as amiibos, all of which are incredibly unlikely to be made i know… but… need more birds…

i keep forgetting to do fave photos.

i wish i had the energy to do more torches.

i’ve been offline for days at a time and was gonna try to stay on hiatus other than a couple fun kirby pics bc i’m stressed worryin about my mom’s surgery (not to mention extremely uncomfortable bc i suspect she still hates me and is just having that good good fun fun death threat experience but i feel obligated to help out anyway???) and when it comes to tumblr and acpc? even tho i did like the cabin update for it, acpc’s not doin as much for me as ssbu is… kinda a shame bc i do still log in on acpc and easily complete events but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i think i’m just in a mode where i’m just waiting for the new animal crossing game so i can get the non watered down experience.

anyway its so rare for me to enjoy games while being incredibly bad at them! so hopefully, once my ssbu enjoyment slows down (which might take a while since i don’t actually play it often), i can try botw. surprisingly (or maybe not since i’m having some more stability) i’m a little less anxious so maybe i can try playing 1P games again.

ok the first time i accidentally bought 20 fortune cookies, i was kinda sleep walking (which i do often, acpc is the only app i run often enough other than music where it’s been an issue) a few months ago

the very unfortunate second time i accidentally bought fortune cookies, today in fact, i was like “i feel like my luck is better when i buy individually… i’ll just buy 5 individually”

i had so many repeats (i’d gotten muffy’s cookie as a bell cookie maybe 7 times with decent luck) and was multitasking! so i didn’t realize i was buying 5 packs until i was trying to buy my 5th cookie and had less than 100 tickets left lmfao

more to the point,, my luck was not better.

last time i bought 20 cookies, i didn’t notice for a few hours. i got one of two items i could use out of the ten available, and it was not the one i actually needed. (which was expected, as the bird tree was the rarest one.)

out of the 20 cookies today, i got 2 new items i hadn’t gotten before, the mirror (the rarest item, which i don’t care for) and tree. i wanted specifically ONE item (the hex circle) and would have been maybe able to use THREE kinds (circle, dress, broom). i own literally none of the THREE kinds i would’ve used. i don’t even have enough stamp cards to get the ONE item i needed after buying 40 cookies total. that’s fucking ridiculous.

every time someone says “oh, well it’s totally possible to get the items you want don’t be greedy” please realize:

animal crossing is a completionist collector’s game and i’m not even trying to complete it. out of 10 possible types of items each for two cookies, 20 possible items, i literally wanted 2. Out of buying 40 cookies, i got none of them, and that’s normal for this game. i spent 2000 leaf tickets for those lootbox types. wanna know the real world equivalent for something that you don’t even get?

For the 100th time, this time with visual proof:

this is why lootbox gambling is fucking awful.

the worst thing is that it’s so expected i’m not even mad at the game, i’m used to it? i’m just relieved i’m not as mad as i thought i would be if this happened again–i’m not even upset at this beyond being moderately annoyed that i wasn’t paying attention to what i was doing. (bad life choice. don’t play nintendo and talk about cutting out tumors at the same time no matter how nice dissociation is, kids.)

kirby ate some gingerbread and now i will eat kirby

circle of life for circular friends

coxinyoface:

second filming angle included for emphasis on WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

WHY ARE YOU GIVING THIS ANIMATRONIC A FULLY FORMED ASS???

coxinyoface:

…i found out why they gave the animatronic an ass and im going to hell

◉ ‿ ◉ moments before their untimely murder via penguin fishing pole

i started remembering to use the Y button

i now remember why i don’t trust the Y button

coxinyoface:

i have met my new lord and savior and they’re at tj maxx homegoods

because,, bIRD